1. Reblogged from: thebluthcompany
  2. togepathetic:

    cashier: that’ll be $29.50
    me:

    image

    Reblogged from: onlylolgifs
  3. whatshouldwecallme:

    When someone asks me if I've lost my virginity yet

    Reblogged from: whatshouldwecallme
  4. vamellope:

    lyricynicism:

    vamellope:

    straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

    The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

    REAL TALK

    Reblogged from: seriouslydidijustdothat
  5. Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
    Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
    Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
    And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.
    (via tonysassy)
    Reblogged from: seriouslydidijustdothat
  6. High School is the Best Four Years of Your Life
    Someone who peaked in high school (via shitshilarious)
    Reblogged from: shitshilarious
  7. whatshouldwecallme:

    When it’s me:

    image

    When it’s someone else:

    Lucy Liu Eyeroll

    Reblogged from: whatshouldwecallme
  8. lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

    lustyscripps:

    ruinedchildhood:

    too-gay-for-this:

    He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

    She has Nemo on her dress.

    Violet has murder in her eyes. 

    Reblogged from: selenakaye
  9. image

    Reblogged from: onlylolgifs
  10. Reblogged from: onlylolgifs
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